^{THE STABLES THE MARES THE STALLIONS THE SALE BARN THE SHOW RING}


The Nonsense Journal...

Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.

1.Harlum
2.Draco
3.Quinn

1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?

Harlum: I am Harlum Gateway and yes, I know I am beautiful.
Draco: Draco, that's all you need to know.
Quinn: The name is Quinn Gateway. Don't wear it out.

2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?

Harlum: ... Uhm... Excuse me?
Draco: -Smirks-
Quinn: I -uhm- I... -Looks around, laughing nervously-

3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?

Harlum: -Giggles- Guess...
Draco: I really don't how that's any of you're concern...
Quinn: ... -Swallows hard-

4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?

Harlum: Not really.
Draco: I have no secrets...
Quinn: Secret shames? Like secrets we are ashamed of?

5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?

Harlum: I am ultra-quirky and oh-so kinky. -Snirks-
Draco: Do you?
Quinn: ...No...?

6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?

Harlum: -Counts on her fingers-
Draco: You have no idea.
Quinn: No one...

7) Do you love me? I love you.

Harlum: You aren't Jayce...
Draco: No, I do not.
Quinn: Sure, I love you... I guess...

8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?

Harlum: Nope.
Draco: Actually I am rather relieved.
Quinn: Y-you l-lied?!

9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?

Harlum: I have a list.
Draco: You.
Quinn: No one. I am a peace loving indavidual...

10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?

Harlum: I hate it when you've got somebody in your face and you try and give them a hint, but they wont leave and there is that big awkward silence. You know...
Draco: You.
Quinn: Touch my hair and suffer.

11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!

Harlum: -Picks up a tiny bra- Awww... it's so itty bitty. Like Jessica's.
Draco: -Looks at the bed- There isn't much room in there...
Quinn: I'm a shape shifter -Says it in a southern accent-

12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the ladies?

Harlum: ... -Coughchoke- Excuse me?
Draco: How did you guess?
Quinn: ... I don't get it... Can you repeat the question?

13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?

Harlum: Oh, ALOT.
Draco: -Looks over at Harlum- Not nearly as much as me.
Quinn: ... None.

14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?

Harlum: I've done it probably once or twice.
Draco: No...
Quinn: I used to be a bad boy, okay...

15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?

Harlum: I'm going to gues 65.
Draco: Yes.
Quinn: I'm stumped... how many?

16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?

Harlum: Hehe. -Giggles uncontrolably-
Draco: -Snorts-
Quinn: ... A sucker...

17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?

Harlum: I don't have AIDS...
Draco: -Furrows eyebrows-
Quinn: ... You are in need of serious help...

18) There is no question 18.

Harlum: That was extremely funny... -Rolls eyes-
Draco: Haha...
Quinn: Really? -Looks over the questions-

19) Have you ever considered a fetish?

Harlum: I always found the word "fetish" made me think of shrimp...
Draco: I don't understand the point in these interviews.
Quinn: Define "fetish".

20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?

Harlum: I think I can make it to the toilet...
Draco: -Rolls eyes- How did you ever guess?
Quinn: Can you ask me questions I can actually answer? I felt so useless...




TO DO LIST:
- Foal for Sainfoin and Oddball
- Foal for Sakrilegs and Kryptonite
- Creat Lonestar
- Cover all mares of TSS
- What A Knockout
- Breedpic for Bergeron and Cloud Dancer
- Open the Sale Barn
- Fleetwood Missed Yah adult pic
- MoonSine
- Breedpic for Star Screamer and Warped Plasma
- Open the "Grand Fanale" Show
- Breedpic for Ashes Firefly and Catching Snow
- Breedpic for Milky Legs and Tin Fleet
- Prize for saffron-gryphon
- Prize for Arien-Eska
...so its not as long as the one I have on paper, but these are the most important.